Everything
Else
Women's
Dictionary
Just to show that I can
be at least partly PC (that's politically correct of course!)
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Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment)
n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't
realized it yet.
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Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q)
n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes,
diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he,
"made the dinner".
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Blonde jokes (blond joks)
n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
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Clothes dryer (kloze
dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
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Diet Soda (dy*it so*da)
n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a pound of M&M
chocolate covered peanuts.
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Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee)
n. The last two minutes of a football game.
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Exercise (ex*er*siz)
v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
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Hair Dresser (hare dres*er)
n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to
duplicate again. See also "Magician".
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Hardware Store (hard*war
stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space...if he goes in, he isn't
coming out anytime soon.
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Childbirth (child*brth)
n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold
your hand and say, "Focus... breath...push... Good Girl!"
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Park (park) v./n.
Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere romantic". After
children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
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Patience (pa*shens) n.
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also
"tranquilizers."
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Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez
dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds,
and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
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Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf
mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come
off if you try to remove it.
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Zillion (zil*yen) n.
The number of times you ask someone male to take out the trash, then end
up doing it yourself anyway.
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Last Updated: 24 Sep 99. Edited by Lester Mak.