Med Skool Flunks...
 

With thanks to Chirag Patel
 

Little is known of the fact that idiots once applied to Med School. Listed below are the results of his entrance test dug up from some ancient archives. Needless to say they didn't make it...
 

• ANTIBODY: against everyone
• ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
• BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
• BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
• BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
• CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
• CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
• CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
• CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her
• COMA: a punctuation mark
• CONGENITAL: friendly
• CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
• D & C: where Washington is
• DILATE: to live longer
• ENEMA: not a friend
• ER: the things on your head that you hear with
• FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
• GENES: blue denim slacks
• HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
• IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
• LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
• MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
• ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
• PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
• PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
• PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
• PROTEIN: in favor of young people
• RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
• RHEUMATIC: amorous
• SECRETION: hiding anything
• TABLET: a small table
• TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
• TIBIA: country in North Africa
• TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
• TUMOR: an extra pair
• URINE: opposite of "you're out"
• VARICOSE: very close
• VEIN: conceited

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