The Odd Spot #35: Mad Horoscope (2)

A couple of months ago, I wrote about My Yahoo!’s horoscope, which gave me some silly advice. Well, they’re carrying on…
 

Virgo

OK, up and at ‘em, dear Virgo! You may feel like you are walking
through chocolate pudding today, but you really need to shake your
booty and get the blood flowing. If you don’t get up and do something,
you will be a slug the entire day. You need to clear your head and
shake off that bloated feeling today. Most importantly, you want to get
a good start to the day so that you can accomplish all that is waiting
for you.

 
Surely it’s not that hard to walk through a chocolate pudding (at least you might be able to eat your way out of it), but anyway, I was planning to go to Stompin’ at the 100 Club for some Lindy hopping tonight anyway.

 

 

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