Now I don’t often read my horoscopes, although I do have one in a box on My Yahoo! because I could never be bothered to take it off. Sitting below my Garfield comic, I spotted what it said today. I know that horoscopes are cryptic, but today’s one for Virgo seems just to be extremely convoluted.
Virgo
You are speeding along in your vehicle and suddenly there is a huge ramp in front of you, dear Virgo. You have the choice of avoiding the ramp, staying on the ground where you know that it is safe and clear, and being content with a very limited view of the world. Another choice, however, is to hit that ramp head-on and let it send you soaring up over the trees and beyond. Who knows where you might land? There is an incredible adventure waiting for you when you take that leap into the unknown.
Either that or you’ll end up in a tree with a few broken bones and car in a thousand pieces.