TOS#56: Banana Split For My Baby

Spotted on Facebook in Chinkypinky’s profile. It was funny enough that I did my own.

BTW, given that half of my iTunes playlist is full of Cantopop and Mandopop songs that would take me ages to translate, I limited it to my huge collection of swing tracks. Which incidentally, makes it all the more funny anyway!

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got the note from.

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IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Fool Am I

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Drop Me Off At Harlem

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
All The Cats Join In

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Swingtime In The Rockies

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Cadillac Baby

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Night & Day

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Lover Come Back To Me

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Swingin”The Blues

WHAT IS 2+2?
Salty Papa Blues

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Old Devil Moon

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Max Is Making Wax

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
And Her Tears Flowed Like Wine

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Hey, Boy! Hey, Girl!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Black Bottom

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Blue Light Blues

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Christopher Columbus

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Easy To Love

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Mop! Mop!

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Ten Cents A Dance

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Somebody Loves Me

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Bei Mir Bist Du Schön

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Ribs And Hot Sauce

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Cotton Tail (Shuckin’ and Stiffin’)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Grand Terrace Shuffle

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Potato Head Blues

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Oh Lady Be Good

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Candyman

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Manhattan

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Once Too Often

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Goody Goody

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Banana Split For My Baby

Kitchen nightmares

We’re deep into a downturn. No doubt about it, as all the signs of doom and gloom pierce through the headlines on the pink pages every morning. I remember sitting in a chalet in Italy in January, watch markets plummet on CNN faster than I could ski down slopes at that time. But the activity in the markets at that time seem to be a tiny blip compared to the “turbulence” over the last few weeks.

The collapse of big historic names such as Bear Sterns, Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch has been staggering, but it only goes to show that you can outrisk yourself when someone calls your hand. Every poker player knows that could can risk playing a bad hand – in fact, it’s the way to earn the big bucks – but, you know if someone calls you, then it could be disastrous, as the aforementioned bankers know too well.

But what is effectively a banking crisis has created a problem everywhere else. My guess is that consumer spending was probably all right and many of the populus were happy to carry on the way they were spending earlier in the year. But as credit crises go, the fact that banks wouldn’t lend to the individual (mortgage approvals drying up, etc.), that’s led to a fear amongst consumers that things are going to turn out bad.

And the bankers in those firms that are still standing know that too. Canary Wharf in London is one of the big financial centres of the world, housing big names such Citigroup, Barclays, HSBC, Bank of America, Credit Suisse and Morgan Stanley, as well as some of the big law firms such as Clifford Chance. The area was a retail gold-mine, with the opportunity for business to make a mint from the nice corporate lunches and client dinners, who often used to schmooze with the big guns in one of the posh local restaurants.

But as the purse strings in the banks have been tied up, so has the corporate hospitality. Canary Wharf is seeing big name restaurants close. One of the biggest, Ubon by Nobu, a branch of Nobu’s international empire, has closed down, whilst Smollensky’s, a fashionable bar chain, is looking for someone to take over its prime location in the Wharf. In nearby West India Quay, a popular hangout for post-work drinks, two bars, dion and Beluga Café, have packed their bags. And in one of the new developments in Canada Tower (that’s the big famous one in the Wharf), Tom’s Kitchen has not only pulled out of moving in, it’s actually gone bust.

Like a scene from the TV series Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares or The Restaurant, eateries are needing to think very carefully about their businesses and who they target to. Most of all, they need to have the right proposition to survive.

It was noticeable recently, when my girlfriend, Li, and I went out on a Sunday night out to Bayswater, in London. A popular area of town, it’s full of oriental restaurants, Chinese, Thai, Malaysian, Japanese, as well as a few of your fast food fayres (McD’s, Pizza Hut, Subway). Clientelle varies in the area. Nearby are some fairly affluent areas, as well as student residences.

But, it was clear that business was still pretty brisk in the area. 7pm on a Sunday night, most restaurants were full and some had long queues outside, particularly the canteen style oriental ones. A couple were nowhere near full.

One of those was a Shanghainese style restaurant. I won’t mention its name, but if it survives past Christmas, I’ll be surprised. I’ve been to their Tottenham Court Road branch before, and it wasn’t bad, so I went there this time. Sadly, half of their menu had been covered by white stickers with “N/A” on them. We were told a few other dishes had run out, and after ordering six dishes from their skinny remains, we were told another two weren’t available. Sensing that we weren’t going to be full from dinner, we asked to cancel one dish, so that we might go somewhere else after sampling the Shanghai specials. The cancelled dish arrived nonetheless and when we tried to send it back, the waitress did a “hmph” and walked off into the kitchen. Unfortunately, we had no choice at that point other than to leave.

We left for another restaurant instead, called Saki, a Japanese eaterie serving sushi and a range of traditional Japanese dishes. This was a complete contrast. Some very good food (excellent sushi, tempura and terayaki), but on the slightly pricey side. But well worth it in our opinion and it’s challenging my favourite Japanese restaurant, Ten Ten Tei. But you couldn’t help but notice the place was less than half-full. If it were in another part of town, I’d be certain that this would be a buzzing kitchen. But on a Sunday night where everywhere else was full, it just wasn’t attracting people through the door.

Everyone who knows how to run a good business knows that in times of a downturn, people don’t necessarily stop spending, they generally make choices as to how they spend more efficiently. For business owners, this means more than ever that you have to look after your customers and make sure you give them what they want. In both these eateries, they haven’t got it right. “Fake Shanghai restaurant” suffers from both problems, “Saki” is just a bit expensive. It’s not too hard to tweak the business models to work in their environment. Let’s hope that they do it soon and not end up as one of many of London’s restaurant casualties.

Goodbye, Don LaFontaine

You may not recall the name, you may not know what he looked like, but by gum, do you know his voice.

Don LaFontaine was the “famous” voice actor who provided the voiceover soundtrack to over 5,000 movie trailers. His deep, husky voice was perfect for all sorts of movies, and his catchphrase, “in a world where…” was synonymous with the summary of any film, whether for a thrilling drama or humourous comedy.

He is credited by his fellow voice actors for creating the modern style of voiceovers for movies, which started when he was brought in as cover for the film Gunfighters of Casa Grande. His unique voice led to further work and not long afterwards, he would take up voice acting full time. Over the last 33 years, his voice has graced everything from Terminator 2 to The Simpsons.

Sadly, Don LaFontaine passed away on Monday 1 September in Los Angeles following complications relating to a lung condition. He’ll be sorely missed. Farewell, Don, and thanks for the voiceovers.

 

 

Don LaFontaine talks about his career:

 

 

Links:
BBC News: Film trailer voice-over king dies
Wikipedia: Don LaFontaine

The Greatest Show On Earth

Some call it the greatest show on Earth. By gum, did Beijing deliver it.

From the start, the world’s most populous nation gave the world one of the most amazing public spectacles of human endeavour ever seen. Zhang Yimou’s vision of creating a performance for an Opening Ceremony using China’s best resource, its people, was simply mind-blowing. If there was ever a perfect ceremony to open any event, Zhang provided it. It was poignant, celebratory and an invitation for the world to see what China is all about, yet, I thought, without being particularly arrogant about it. It was trying to show that China was all grown up as a nation, as my friend Sanney Leung puts it, "the man of the 21st century".

But there was only one way to describe the opening ceremony, and spectacular is the word for it. And indeed, even before the sports events started, question started in my mind over how anyone in London can surpass that. Yes, it’s a challenge!

Over the next 16 days, the real reason why everyone was there, the sports themselves kicked off and there was even more to make the games memorable. Apart from the obligatory mentions of the phenomenal Michael Phelps with 8 gold medals in swimming, and Usain Bolt’s triple gold (and three world records) in athletics, there were plenty of other inspiring performances.

For me, one of the great performances has to be the Chinese gymnastics team. I remember watching the gymnastics as a kid (my mum loves the sport and every spring when the world championships were on, we’d watch all the coverage). I haven’t watch much gymnastics in recent years (not at least for the last two Olympics), my memories were that it was a difficult sport, won mostly eastern European athletes competing.

Well, all that has clearly changed. And watching the gymnasts this year, I can simply say the standards have improved, and certainly a change led by the Chinese team. Never have I seen so many audacious moves on so many pieces of apparatus, never have I seen so many landings nailed perfectly. An astonishing team, and even if those girls turn out to be (illegally) less than 16 years of age as alleged, well, we can only say, “watch out London 2012″.

British highlights for me include: the superb cyclists on the road and the track, including triple gold for Chris Hoy and also Rebecca Romero who has now won Olympic medals in two sports; our sailing medals, including Ben Ainslie’s third gold in three Olympic games (knocking on the door of the Redgrave/Pinsent club); and the clinical performance of Britain’s rowers.

But even the low-lights and disappontments had some positives to admire. As a follower of Paula Radcliffe, it was disappointing to see that her fight for fitness was lost, but knowing that she is the genuine fighter she is (no matter what non-followers might think), it was heartening to see her give it a go. Similarly for Liu Xiang, the Chinese 110m hurdler, China’s Olympic pin-up who had the weight of 1.3 billion people’s expectations on his shoulders, but couldn’t even get over the first hurdle. Lesson simply is that it’s just not possible to compete without being fit. But one has to give it a go.

Michaela Breeze, Britain’s under 63kg weightlifter, demonstrated that true Olympic spirit. She had been selected for the Olympics, but had picked up a back injury in the weeks before she was due to compete. She had thought about pulling out, but seeing that there was no one else to replace her for GB in her category, she went anyway. And lifting through the pain, there was no fairy tale story. She came last in her category. But the heart of everyone watching was warmed. One woman, not giving up on a dream.

In the last two weeks, it has been an inspiring demonstration of what one can achieve if you want it so badly, and you are willing to put the work into it. From an Opening and Closing ceremony that took a year just to rehearse, to the four years of hard work that each athlete at the Games has to put in to just be on the stage, anything is achievable. One world, one dream – yes, you can live that dream.

China walked away with 100 medals, more than half of them (51) golds. Great Britain are coming home with 47 medals, of which 19 were gold, the best performance in the last 100 years or so. An astounding achievement by both teams – I’m certainly inspired!

And so, as the 29th Olympiad closed, London takes over in 2012. As I currently live just a hop, step and a big jump (or a DLR ride) away from where the cauldron will be in four years’ time, my mind wonders as to the spectacle that the UK can put on. I very much hope it can surpass what is so far the greatest show on Earth.

Come on London!

Links:
Sanney Leung on The Olympic Opening Ceremony
BBC News: Olympics
BBC News: Michaela Breeze in the weightlifting (UK only)
BBC News: Olympic Review (UK only)

Sorry for the hiatus

Hi all.

Apologies for the big hiatus on this site. Unfortunately, I’ve been having some problems with WordPress in that it only shows the front page of the site and while I’ve made a temporary fix for my blog posts, it hasn’t solved all the problems with the site. I’m hoping for a solution some time soon.

But in the meantime, felt I should mention a couple of things.

Last week’s opening ceremony for the Beijing Olympics were outstanding. Watching it at home on the Beeb, it was one of the most awesome spectacles imagineable. To be honest, I have no idea how London will top it in four years’ time, but we can only try. Ok, so there are new headlines that not everything was as it seems, but to be honest, some of the segments were simply outstanding.

My hiatus on this site has not been reflected on the other site I’ve been working on over the last few months, that is, Swing Dancers of London. Phase 1 of the site has been a success, and we’re dreaming up of new ideas for the next phase. There are some exciting ideas, and we’ll get cracking on it soon.

Meanwhile, I’m in the middle of organising a 30th birthday tour as I’ll be celebrating it with friends and family in London and Hong Kong. Should be great fun and I hope to see some of you at the events!

Other than that, bear with me. Whilst everyone is on holiday season, I’m not yet, so still very busy here. Not that it’s such a bad thing when summer is wet in London.