Comparative Dictionary

Another PC Dictionary... NOT! Here are some definitions by Gender
 

•    THINGY (thing-ee) n.

   female: Any part under a car's hood.
   male:   The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
 
•    VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

   female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
   male:   Playing football without a helmet.
 
•    COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

   female: The open sharing of thoughts and  feelings with one's partner.
   male:   Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
 
•    BUTT (but) n.

   female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
   male:   what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal.  Also good for mooning.
 
•    COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

   female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
   male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
 
•    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

   female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
   male:   Anything that can be done while drinking.
 
•    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)  n.

   female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
   male:   An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
 
•    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

   female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
   male:   Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
 
•    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

   female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
   male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.

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